- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Women's Rights

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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