A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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The Joke Below

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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