- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

European on my shoes, buddy.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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