What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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dallen loves penis

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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