- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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