Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Turkey Balls

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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