- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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