What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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