how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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