- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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