Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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