How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A American seeking into mexico

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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