- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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