What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Women's Soccer.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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