- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

360 NO SCOPE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

what did the black women name her child jamaal

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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