My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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