The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

The Morman Religion.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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