Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

yolo your orange looks orange

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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