- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's up? Your time.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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