- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Black people in Camden NJ.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

can you pass the soap?

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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