How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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i just pooped that is all!

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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