- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

i dont fisish anythi

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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