A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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I am a mime

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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