Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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