What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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