- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Pickles are powerful

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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