- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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