Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Dwarf Shortage

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

it was all Tagart

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

The Big Band Theory

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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