Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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