- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Ebola

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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