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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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