- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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