- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

The Princess is in another castle

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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