What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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