- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

it was all Tagart

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.