- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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