Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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