- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.