Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

* anti-punchline

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Manchester City

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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