white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's half of 8? o

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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