- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Knock Knock. Not home.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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