What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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