- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

You are joking right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Women's rights

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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