A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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