- Anti Joke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in