a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother just died.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

You are joking right?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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