Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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