Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

hashtags suck balls

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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