- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why? Why not?

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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