A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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