- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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