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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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