- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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