What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

pull my finger (farts)

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