- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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