Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Phew... it's gone.

Smeg...

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

So a baby seal walks into a club

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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