What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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