Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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