- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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