- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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