- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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