What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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how man

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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