The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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sadf

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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