What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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