- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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