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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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