- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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