- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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