Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Hello penis

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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