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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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