- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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