- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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