- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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