A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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the holocaust

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