what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

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