- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

SHUT UP JP

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

woman's rights

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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