a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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