- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

SHUT UP JP

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

knock knock come in

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Who wants water? I do.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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