- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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