- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

. . I am a whale

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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