Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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a man makes a bad joke

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What is the difference?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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