roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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