- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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