- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Black people in Camden NJ.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I wrote a funny joke.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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