- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

This is not a joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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