What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Ol-ive

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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jews

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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