Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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