- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

That is so fetch

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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