What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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1+2 = 6

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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If life gives you lemonade.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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