- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your mom.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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