Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your mother just died.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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