- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Pickles are powerful

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Face...the other white meat!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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