- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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