what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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