- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call your mom? Mom

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