Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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