- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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