- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.