- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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