- Anti Joke

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

womans having rights.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!