- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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