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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Faithful men.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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