Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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