What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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