- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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