How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Once, I went to Peru.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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