- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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