What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Feminism

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

White NBA players.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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