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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

And you honored it I see :P

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

read this sentence again.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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