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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

ure mama's so fat

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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