Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Obama lin Baden.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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