- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

your face

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A penis walks into a bar..

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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