why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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My mom

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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