I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

anti jokes are really funny

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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