How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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kk

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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