- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

kieran is a homosexual

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

My Butthole.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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