- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's 2+2? Fish

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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