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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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