How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Burp

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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