- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A man was shot. He died.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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