What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Your gay

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Hey Shea

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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