- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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