- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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