- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Your mam is so fat.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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