- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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